I want to kill a guy in my English class.

Not only is he ugly (I'm not exactly shallow but the fact that he's unattractive, I must admit, only adds more to my intense irritation with him), he also cannot seem to tell when to keep his opinions to himself.

Example: We were watching a movie in English, and throughout the entire hour he was making snide, loud comments that the entire class could and did not want to hear. A girl told him to chill out multiple times, various people turned and stared and/or glared at him, and I told him to shut up and half an hour later shushed him.

Basically, he attempts to be funny and apparently finds himself so and therefore must share his great humor with everyone in his proximity.

He also has a disgusting habit of clearing the phlegm in his throat extremely loudly and consistently (about every 2 minutes) like a Chinese man who has never been educated. Actually, come to think of it, even the educated Chinese men hack lugis (however you spell it). It is absolutely horrid and nasty to hear and the minute the sound reaches my ears I feel dirty and on the road to getting terribly sick and infected.

And in my fit of anger and annoyance I will describe just how ugly he is...granted, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I usually do not rant about how unattractive people are seeing how the beauty industry is already bad enough without me helping it along, but I think everyone will agree with me on this one...He has scars on his face from either pimples or measles. His skin is always red and completely covered in zits. He wears glasses and he has lazy eye. His hair is umkempt and slightly dirty. His lips are the same exact color of his face and have a hopeless case of being chapped for eternity. And he also has bad fashion sense.

I am so mean.